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'The weather was much too rotten to go to work.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Snooker Golf.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."