Goldfish Whisperer Gifts

"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

"Do you ever feel we are being watched?!"

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

"I'm afraid it looks like a nasty case of rising dry."

'I was bored.'

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

"So what do you do in the evenings around here?"

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"

"What makes you think it gets bored in a bowl?"

Hard working executive talks to his fish.

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

"This is a mind-altering experience."

"I think I know what happened to that missing bar of soap, Gerald."

"Well, I've gotta go. My ride is here."

"Just when you think you know somebody."

"He never takes me anywhere."

He's been excused from the school

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

Turtle Hat

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"