Goldfish Owner T-Shirts

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'So what have you been up to?'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"This place could use a moat!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'Where's your goldfish?'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

'Water is included with rent.'

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'