Goldfish Lovers Mugs

'Water is included with rent.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Next!'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

"What's the name of our sea?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Astronaut fishbowl.

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

Mandatory mask use

How do fish get to work?

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

'Where's your goldfish?'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"