Goldfish Gossiper Mugs

Fish to fish in bowl: 'I'm worried about break and entry by the cat!'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Next!'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This place could use a moat!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

'Where's your goldfish?'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.