Golden Years Explorer Mugs

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

The Vineyard

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Baby rocks!

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

Top Soviet Dissident Freed

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

Life begins at 60

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

"My mom says I'll behaving a growing spurt, so I'll grow into these clothes soon."

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

Retirement Age

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Oliver plucks up spirit

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

You know you're middle aged...

"I miss the days when my doctor was older than me!"

Earl Grosvenor Criticises Liberal Reform Bill