Golden Age Explorer Mugs

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

Darby and Joan Club with empty mountain bike rack

The Vineyard

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Physician tending a mummy.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'It's an extinction notice.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Tourists in Egypt

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Life after death"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Souvenirs.

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"This can't be good."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.