Golden-year Stylist T-Shirts

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Doing the borders.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Queen of Upcycling!

Handle With Care

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Maybe this year..."

Solar Flares

A woman buries her broken heart

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Poinsettia

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

"The groomer used too much product."

Elderly Dating

"I told you they'd chuck us off the bus with those smelly egg butties."

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

A couple promenading in the fashionable dress of 1795

Dame Hannah

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"Perfect."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

Entering September

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

Poinsettia

Wreaths working out to look good in December.