Gold Rush Explorer Pillows

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

When bored, we board

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

Cave painting by numbers

"Research and development."

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

The Invention of the Tea Light

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

"...These are chicken nuggets."

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

Anticipating Opening Day!

"Sorry Pardner, but this is fool's gold!"

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

"I flunked sticks this time, but I got a C+ in rocks!"

Guy with gold mining equipment holds sign saying 'them thar hills'.

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'