Gold Rush Dreamer Pillows

An English Gold-Field

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Let's call him lucky!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

Running out of Gas.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

The church of our lady of wall street.

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"A man and his choo-choo."

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

Low-Rent Stockholders

Guy Debord

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

"Dreaming the impossible dream didn't make me rich. SELLING the impossible dream made me rich!"

I'm pinning up next year's chart. You've got high hopes.

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

Guy with gold mining equipment holds sign saying 'them thar hills'.

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'

"Chasing my tail was ok when I was young, but now I'd like to chase investment yield."

"Do you mind?!"

'Some of you were wondering, 'what, exactly, does Smedgwick, Refining and Smelting do'?'