Gold Medal Dreamers Mugs

The weight of winning gold.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Olympic Climate

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"And to think he started in accounting."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP!

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

"I'm a mad scientist who developed a weapon to rule the world, but I don't do the crazy 'moohaha' laugh because I'm afraid of being discovered and beaten up by a superhero."

Paris Olympics

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break

Celebrity anagrams: I'm a rock child me (Answer: Charlie Dimmock)

'Hey, we can't ALL be King!'

"What's next?"

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

I love gymnastics

'Dropping From A Height In A Vacuum event.'

'I need a sick note to cover me for the London Olympics.'

A new "U" vending machine

Covid Secure Olympics

"Would it have killed him to put in a basketball hoop?!"

Truth be told, Stanley didn't even like basketball, despite always being picked first.