Gold Alchemy Dreamer Prints

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Like that?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'