Going To Bars Prints

'I took one for myself, like you said.'

"I was grand fathered in from the previous establishment."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Just looking, thanks.'

'I'm trying to see if blondes really do have more fun.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

The Beer Channel.

Visual joke: Bar lady appears to have large breasts but doesn't.

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

Happy Hour - No Smell of Cooking

The Weary Landlord public house.

Full glass

Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer

'Help please. I can't reach.'

Join me in a beer?

"No thanks, I know when I've had enough"

Man and Two Women in a Bar.

'My wife was anxious because I had some drinks before, during and after work. That's why I did what must have been done - I quit the damn job.'

Joe's Bar - Threat Level: Medium

'Joe's Bar. Threat Level: Medium.'

"Make it a double!"

NO crying in your beer during happy hour!

Express Urinal - Three Beers or Less

"Here's an idea son, stop trying to order our drinks by text and get yourself up to the bar!"

Social distancing in Pubs

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

"Never drink on an empty..." "Pocket?"

"Hey mate - wanna see a REAL scar..?"

"Bob's not really successful. He's more like successful-ish."

Pints of Lager

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

'Drink up, people. Time to go home.' 'Did that sound like a veiled threat to you?'

"Yo!" "Hi, guy!" "Yo, guy!"