Going Through Teenage Phase Mugs

'Teenagers!'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Allowance?! Yeah, if you take out the trash, I'll allow you to keep living here."

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Teenage Angst.

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'We've created a teenager!'

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

'Not till you're sixteen.'

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

'Just for the record, the quote is 'go west young man,' not 'go rest young man.''

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

"The kid you've been yelling at to get out of the bathroom for the last ten minutes is at the end of the queue!"

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

You need to stay home and study. Mom! It's an educational opportunity