Going Through Foreclosure T-Shirts

"Old MacDonald had a farm."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Occupy Budget Balancing

Home Foreclosed Home.

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"Homeowner please help."

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

Americans More Optimistic

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

'How much are you currently worth? Good question, let's see. You mean, aside from the sentimental value?'

In case of insolvency break glass.

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

'In school red ink is bad, just like with Daddy's failed start-up.'

Foreclosure

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

A bank swallows a home.

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

'Listen... that sound... we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.'

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

'Of course our finances are good ... hey, a bent but still usable staple.'

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'We're foreclosing on your home, in addition to defriending you on Facebook.'

'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

'I know you want financial certainty for your business. Here it is, your business is certain to fail.'