Dealing With Mortgage Issues T-Shirts

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Standard & Poor

Canine Comedians

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Life plan

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

Bank of England Base Rates.

"Homeowner please help."

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

'First the good news - you won't have to pay mortgage insurance anymore.'

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"

A bank swallows a home.

'That might well have made you feel better, Mr. Jones, but we still have to negotiate a figure. . .'

Foreclosure

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'Good news! We've got a buyer.'

"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

'Why are more homeowners walking away from their mortgages?'

'I will now make these excellent mortgage deals disappear!'

'Sure, kids! You're welcome with us...'til we all get kicked out!

"Congratulations, you got the mortgage—now how about piggy-backing a home equity loan on top of it?"

'She couldn't keep up with the mortgage repayments.'

"Were you aware you'll need to sign over your wife & kids as collateral in order to secure this property?"

'If I understand it right, we hold the mortgage on the bank which holds the mortgage on our house.'

"The process of phoning lenders can be a little confusing..."

"For a 2 bed will need a guarantor, you don't by any chance know Jeff Bezos do you?"