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Zeus lights a cigar with a lightning bolt.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Fishing with God

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Divine Desk Bins

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'Please take your receipt!'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Quick, follow that star

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

Nativity - The sitcom

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Pre-nuptual Nativity

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"I'm sick and tired of hearing about your operation, Adam!"

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."