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'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Nerd tryouts.

"He gets easily abstracted."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Subatomic particles

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

Theory of Gravity

Apple falls - ancient Greek envisions right angle.

Heavenly angles

Isaac Newton...stumped.

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

Turkey Dinner and gravity