Goblin Groupie Pillows

Goblin.

Horror Stories.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Canada Goose

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

Athena

Cinema nasties

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

Dustbin monster.

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Alice in Wonderland: Flamingo Croquet.

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

'I think the other wives should take turns in doing this!'

'Trick or treat. . . and I know how to hack into your computer!'

Ceres

Listen Shorty, you're directly implicated.

Horror Stories