Gobbledygook Enthusiast Mugs

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Knight feeding his kids.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

Joust Sharpener

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

TV jester.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Oh great, the printer is down."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Knights of the bedside table.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

underwater knight

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Car joust.

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Who ordered a pizza?"