Goat Scout Pillows

'I'm sure looking forward to this mountain goat hunt. How about you, Ben?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Vincent Van Goat.

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"I like to stay on top of things."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Excellent napkin.'

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Slow, Men at Work.

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'