Goalkeeper's Nemesis Pillows

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Saving a Heart

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Raheem Sterling

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

The Goalkeeper

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Beer Order

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The best goalie in the world!

Football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'Are you blind ref?'

A scarecrow goalie

Goal

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

Arch of Triumph Save

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

Football Bomb

Goal!

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"