Goalkeeper's Nemesis Pillows

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Saving a Heart

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The Goalkeeper

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Football

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The best goalie in the world!

A scarecrow goalie

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Are you blind ref?'

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

Football Bomb

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

Goal

Arch of Triumph Save

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

Bricklayers in goal.