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'Feelings of inadequacy, directionless. It's a classic case. You need goals!'

"So where do you see yourself in five months?"

"Planning a few changed for the new year?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Reach for the Star.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Go! Means NOW!

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Bullseye!

What else is there to wish for?

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

The Salesman

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Business Target

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

The Goalkeeper

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"