Goal-setting Guru Mugs

'Feelings of inadequacy, directionless. It's a classic case. You need goals!'

"So where do you see yourself in five months?"

"Planning a few changed for the new year?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Reach for the Star.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Go! Means NOW!

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Bullseye!

What else is there to wish for?

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

The Salesman

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Business Target

The Goalkeeper

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'