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"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

Robot Attack in Bath

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"

Mountains and Molehills

Pure logic: Men are afraid of us but not of fire, so, why should we be afraid of fire?

'He's a stock market 'buzzard'? -- what does that mean?', 'He eats the dead bulls and bears.'

"My goal as a young man was to make accounting accessible to the masses. Thank god I failed."

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

"To think this all began with letting Autocomplete finish our sentences."

'When I was a kid, I laid on that grass and stared up at these clouds.'

'How do 'Do not walk on the grass' signs, get there?'

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

"The greatest danger of artificial intelligence is that, from the perspective of pure logic, all of humanity's problems would be solved by its destruction."

Problem. . . Appropriate Amount Of Worry. . . Extra Worry Just To Be Sure. . . Even More Worry Days After Problem Forgotten About.

Oops, I spilled coffee on my resume. Uh-oh, that's a stain on your record!

"Get lost! You're just gonna screw things up!"

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

'... 'Pickoff'?... No... 'Ground out'? ... No...'