Goal-line Technology Geek Prints

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'Are you blind ref?'

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Wild West Text Showdown

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Referee's Free Kick Pack

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

Future robots can do all the things we put off until tomorrow.

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

'I guess there'll always be a gap between science and technology.'

"...and although the tortoise was severely speed-challenged, he achieved his sales quota through a strict goal-specific program."

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

Amish personal mobility scooter

"In the olden days, these things were used to store your contact details."

"Where are you flying to?"

I hate blind carbon copies when the computers are down.

"Yes, but why do me want cookie?"

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

"Where's my jet pack? They promised us jet packs."

"He must be one of those new contactless contact lenses."

Witch updates travel broom.

"Any New Year's resolutions?" "I'm going to do better." "That's a nice sentiment but a little vague. Without a specific benchmark how'll you know you've met it?" "How'll I know I haven't?" "That's oddly logical." "And achievable."

Spying on the Football Match