Goal-cheering Gourmet Mugs

A football fan is distracted from cooking by a goal.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Stand back - while I whip something up

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Salvador Deli

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

Pizza Fencing

"Some volcano roll!"

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Lunch Broker

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Christmas canape?

"You'll find out what the chef's surprise is when you get your bill."

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

"You call this pigswill food?"

'The 89's are very forward with meat on the nose and a lingering marrow-bone finish.'

'I'd appreciate it if you'd order the Chef's surprise. We don't get all that much excitement around here.'

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

"Waiter. This steak tartare is undercooked!"

"It was ok, but could be improved by cooking!"

"Okay - This is your last chance to back out."

"I prefer my pineapples in Colada form."

"We're in for a real treat tonight. Freddy's preparing his blackened swordfish."

"Once the animal has been rendered lifeless, the rest is quite simple."

'You're not going to eat that alone are you?'