"Not unless they're gluten-free bread crumbs."
Gluten-free Gourmand Pillows
Add a cozy, humorous touch to their space with pillows that celebrate their gluten-free gourmand heart. Perfect for the kitchen nook or living room, they bring comfort and personality.
The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?
"Yep - peanut-free, Ebola-free, gluten-free. That'll be $74."
"And now it's gluten free!"
'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'
"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"
"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"
The wonderful world of cheese.
"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."
"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."
"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"
Kitchen Kapers
Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop
The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey
"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"
"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."
Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.
"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."
'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'
"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"
'This is gluten free, isn't it?'
Just one more choccy...
"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."
Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!
Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'
"It's fondue night!"
"One slice—hold the bread."
'I'll have the 'All of the above.''
'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'
Gluten-free Santa
"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."
'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'
Dijon Vu
'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'
"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"
Gluten-free Gourmand Pillows Collection
Gluten-free Gourmand Mugs
Discover more humorous and stylish mugs designed for gluten-free gourmands—perfect for coffee lovers and kitchen enthusiasts alike.
Gluten-free Gourmand Prints
Decorate with vibrant prints that showcase the gluten-free gourmand’s love for delicious, healthy eating with flair and charm.
Gluten-free Gourmand T-Shirts
Browse our collection of witty t-shirts celebrating gluten-free gourmets—perfect for making a stylish, fun statement about their culinary choices.