Gluten-free Cuisine Mugs

Kitchen Kapers

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

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Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"One slice—hold the bread."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

Gluten-free Santa

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

Buffet - now glutton free.

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

Gluten-Free Church

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Is this house gluten-free?"

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"It's the gluten-free edition."