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"With your idea and my nothing, we could be rich."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Rainbow Quartet

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Men can show their emotions!

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

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'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Football addict

Seals on Wheels

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"Who knew we even had a month?"

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

If current trends continue, most Americans will be supportive of gay marriage sometimes in the early to middle 3010's.

The Happy Couple

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'