Globetrotting Escape Artist T-Shirts

'I have no intention of voting for either of those clowns. I'm going to take a trip around the world until this nonsense is over.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Crib Escape

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Desert Island Fantasies

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

Fox hunting.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Prisoner Crossing

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Tsunami Evac Route

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'Step on it, Larry.'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."