Globetrotter Diplomat Pillows

"Giving our nation a few really expensive gifts would be a nice way to break the ice."

Travelling

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Parachuting bishop.

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

Scared of War

A woman knits from a globe.

Colin attempted to demonstrate his travel choices through the medium of contemporary dance.

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

In the wake of tourism...

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

Russian and Chinese Alliance.

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

Election globe 2024

'Yes, our cruises allow travellers to choose from several viruses...I mean, ports of call.'

"We'd like 5 star accommodation but with some interesting poverty nearby."

'Tell you what...forgive some of our debt and we send you some of our fresh air...'

Passport Controls

"It's amazing how some clothes never go out of style."

Syria agrees to ceasefire agreed by Russia and USA

I'm doing much better since I outsourced my homework overseas.

"Worst tourist trap I've ever been in."

cheap labor,

Iran and North Korea Play Catch with a Nuclear Bomb.