Globe-trotting Investor Pillows

'My GPS says Indian and Chinese stocks are the place to be.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

Religion & Economics.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

World Domination

“UKRAINE FARM LAND PICK YOUR OWN”

Attempting to understand the market: Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner and Freud.

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

Emotional Baggage Check In.

"We're all nuts about the Pacific Rim."

Tourist

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

"Please remember to check for any personal problems you may have left behind."

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

"Doctor Finkelstein is here to ensure you're not carrying any excess emotional baggage on board."

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

The world toilet.

"I used to kick butt and take names. Now I can't pronounce the names and the butts are overseas."

Thousands of customers stranded when major travel firm goes out of business.

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

China Syndrome.

"I'm looking for a holiday destination that's reasonably open minded about contagion."

"Your emerging market funds submerged!"

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

"My job traveled abroad, so I can't."

Beggers belief.

"Harry has come up with a great idea - we hold the shareholder's meeting in Timbuctoo."

Two men with different globes, modern man is running on the globe.

'He gets like that at these out of town conventions.'

"That's what comes from being a multinational. The company picnic will be in Terra del Fuego."