Globe Trotting Economist T-Shirts

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

TTIP

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

Religion & Economics.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

World Domination

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

My lemonade stand went belly-up. I need a bail-out.

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

'Ladies and gentlemen, the party's over.'

Iranian Oil

World economy

Emotional Baggage Check In.

'I'm sorry I have to let you go but since this a global economy, you may rotate back here someday.'

"Tariff wars"

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

"Please remember to check for any personal problems you may have left behind."

"We're all nuts about the Pacific Rim."

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

"Doctor Finkelstein is here to ensure you're not carrying any excess emotional baggage on board."

The world toilet.

American and European Economy.

"Petro-dollars do not grow on trees, my son."

World Demand Price Up

European funds.

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

Thousands of customers stranded when major travel firm goes out of business.

China Syndrome.

"My job traveled abroad, so I can't."

Economy in Turkey

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

Beggers belief.