Globalisation Guru Pillows

Globalisation

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

G7 Summit Concern

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"Tariffs"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Backstabber Express: Trump

Viva Belarus!

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

Nato Membership

'Democracy, okay?'

Cheap Labour Countries.

"International trade"

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

War, Senate Confirmation Hearings.

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

"Trump's America"

Biden crunch.

This time...War on Terrorism.

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'