Global Trade Guru Pillows

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

'And in business news, it's now official: Everything is made in China. Citizens are encouraged to learn Mandarin, as well as how to march.'

US dependence on China

Where has he been so long?

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

"Tariffs"

"After all, flat earth!"

'What did we do before China made everything?'

Cuban Exports

"I don't know why other countries won't buy our products...After all, they made them!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Cheap Labour Countries.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"International trade"

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

Ever Given

Made in China.

Export

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

The Tobin Tax.

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'