Global Warming Prevention Gifts

Welcome to COP-OUT 26

North Pole

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Scarcity

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Global Warmer 2000.

Trump leaving

Distance to avoid contagion

Earth stove

"I think we have run out of time..."

The sea 2050.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

The New Normal

COP26

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Olympic Climate

COP29

Global Warming.

Save Mars

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Men's Health Screenings.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

Climate change skeptics.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Crazy Weather

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Climate Summit

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

AIDS prevention

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.