Global Warming Events T-Shirts

'They are calling for a demonstration on climate change.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Scarcity

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Green Balloon

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Trump leaving

Global Warmer 2000.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Earth stove

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

The sea 2050.

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The New Normal

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Olympic Climate