Global Warming Events T-Shirts

'They are calling for a demonstration on climate change.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

North Pole

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Scarcity

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Global Warmer 2000.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Trump leaving

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Earth stove

All dressed up and no place to go

Winter Weather.

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

The sea 2050.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The New Normal

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'