Global Warming Enthusiasts Prints

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Scarcity

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Global Warming.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

Free Range Golfers

"Well, we got the grant."

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Rats in a laboratory labelled: 'Test, Control, Pet.'