Global Volunteer Vibes Pillows

'Our volunteers have to be motivated by idealism, Mrs. Feeney -- we can't send you to Ethiopia just to lose weight!'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Please Give

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

Save the world together

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

Professional Fund Riasers

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'Donny and I are taking a year off to volunteer for the Pizza Corps.'

Charity mugger

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

"Oh, hello darling..."

Cheese Call Center

It's "Wolverines Without Borders" ... They want you to perform classic Fusco material in developing countries where people don't have access to the comics.

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

'So, for the next three months while your brain is healing, one of our neurology volunteers, Karl, will be helping you think.'

'It feels good to make a difference.'

Thanks for the lift to the flower show. I support your volunteer efforts. They're lucky to have someone with your gardening experience. Hardly! Information. The ladies room is to the left, funnel cakes to the right.

We need a new project right now!!! What's the rush? Eco Club. The ice caps are melting, gas drilling is poisoning our water. It's an emergency! Plus

Charity fundraiser