Global Volunteer Vibes Mugs

'Our volunteers have to be motivated by idealism, Mrs. Feeney -- we can't send you to Ethiopia just to lose weight!'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Please Give

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Save the world together

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

Professional Fund Riasers

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'Donny and I are taking a year off to volunteer for the Pizza Corps.'

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

Charity mugger

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

"Oh, hello darling..."

Cheese Call Center

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

'It feels good to make a difference.'

"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."

Charity fundraiser