Global Trend Watchers Mugs

Air pollution in china

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The recession is over, again.'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

#notblessed

The Decline of the Euro.

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Do you have it in black?'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

Busy, Busy, Busy

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."