Trend Watcher Mugs

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

Pants...Before & After

'I wonder if he knows he has his hat on backwards?'

Department of Innovation.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark.'

"By the way, I like to play with intentional tagging."

"It was insured for everything except coolness depreciation. Two years old and apparently it's a write-off."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'The good news is your girlfriend is trending. The bad news is he's trending on men's room walls.'

Fashion department desk trays/In/So Over.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"You'll be miserably ill for two weeks, but on the bright side, your strain of flu is trending at the moment."

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

English Setter. Irish Setter. Trend Setter.

Garden Centre

"Pulled chicken? You don't want to know."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Back in my day, kid, we didn't get sucked in by some jive talking 'social influencer'."

Latest social media panic...

"The secret of my leadership skills? Good hindsight."

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

Once again, Nigel had failed to capture the zeitgeist.

'This coffee-flavor trend is getting out of hand.'

"Just watching the market go up and down. You?"

Spanish Unemployment

He's a trend setter.

'Sales went from bad to worst, but we think it will be bad again.'

Pikey and Chav.

'I don't care if it is the latest thing...I prefer the 'natural' look.'

Chemical Company has graphs for 'organic' and 'inorganic' materials.

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'He was no longer trending on Twitter.'