Global Relations Guru Pillows

Modi visits France

Roberta Jacobson Ambassador to Mexico

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Nation-building never works."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Away with the warmonger!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Trump Poutine

US and the EU

G7 Summit Concern

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Intolerable

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Myanmar coup

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

Backstabber Express: Trump

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Viva Belarus!

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Cheap Labour Countries.

Nato Membership

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

'Democracy, okay?'