Global Food Equity Enthusiast Mugs

Russia and the Food Crisis

"Steamed vegetables."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Surprise in the salad bowl

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Is it free-range?"

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Worlds Apart.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

What came first, the chicken or the egg