Glazier Pillows

'Bob's Window Repair' brick.

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'I hold my husband responsible-he ducked!'

'Don't worry, Fred, there's nothing there, but it always stops the traffic for us to cross the road.'

"Last week I spent thousands replacing every window in our house...then I discovered a crack in my glasses..."

Mirror manufacturers employee is at desk with 'in/out' workboxes in reverse.

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

'One of those big shop front windows across the road, son - I need the work.'

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

Windscreen replacement

'Lucky they've got a glazer'.

Glazier

...And the winner is: Glass Industry!

'And I want the windows to be sound proof.'

'Careful, it's double glazing!'

J.Froggett Glaziers - "Now go get some business"

Glazier, did you know that one tube of this sticky stuff reaches all the way to my bedroom and back again?

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'

'Bob, I know you want to be viewed as one of the guys by those on the shop floor, but please go back to putting in a cup while in your office.'

'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'

Bad for you but to die for

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"He's an indoor cat."

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Busy day at the office.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, if I make it through this day...'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."