Glazed Gaze Aficionados Gifts

Bear at a vending machine

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Love is Blind.

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

Armadillo playing accordion.

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

I love Pottery.

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

Reading over someone's shoulder.

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Reading Glasses

'I doubt if Jupiter is really three weeks ahead of schedule -- try cleaning your glasses.'

"Things are looking up..."

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

'Perhaps you could give him a touch of astigmatism, kids with glasses are sooo cute!'

"I see a very handsome bottom line later in the year."

"This isn't good for my blood pressure. . ."

'When you take off your glasses and put a bag over your head you're gorgeous!'

"First there will be some bad news... then things will get worse."

'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'

Necessary glasses

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'You'll never lose this tie mom and I got you for this Father's Day because it glows in the dark.'

One day it looked like that, and now I have no idea what the future holds.

Celebrity House.

"No one will believe us - it's always the alternate cosmology institutes who come up with alternate universes."

Welcome to Pine Hills a goateed community.

Death buys a greeting card

A man leaves tire tracks on the beach.