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"Gee! It must be great living next to a golf course!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

The Fuse

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

"Turn down the bass."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Bathroom flooding (man holding tap).

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

Bob's DIY Store

Giant sandwich bags.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

"A little high and inside."