Glass Installer Mugs

Delivery man on wheels.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

"Sky, sir?"

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

"Gee! It must be great living next to a golf course!"

Optometry. I'll take them.

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

"I'll put the bill in the post then."

J.Froggett Glaziers - "Now go get some business"

'Ye olde optician.'

Glass Production

"Oh My God - surely the finest varietal themed stemware I've ever tasted from."

'A little help!!'

'I had a cough at the time.'

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."