Double Glazing Salesman Mugs

Start their day with a laugh thanks to our humorous mugs designed for double glazing salespeople. Perfect for coffee breaks or office desk decor, these mugs add a touch of wit to their work routine.

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"Be honest.Would you have kissed me if I'd told you I'd turn into a double glazing salesman?"

"Be honest.Would you have kissed me if I'd told you I'd turn into a double glazing salesman?" mockup

"Be honest.Would you have kissed me if I'd told you I'd turn into a double glazing salesman?"

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'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.' mockup

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'. mockup

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

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"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims." mockup

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

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Larry's used art

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'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.' mockup

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

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'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!' mockup

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

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Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other. mockup

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

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Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?' mockup

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

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"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump." mockup

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

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'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!' mockup

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

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"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table." mockup

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

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'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!' mockup

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

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"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable." mockup

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

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ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!' mockup

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

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"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..." mockup

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

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'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.' mockup

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

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"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

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"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!" mockup

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

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"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now." mockup

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

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"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?" mockup

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

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"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped." mockup

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

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"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!" mockup

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

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'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.' mockup

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

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A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution mockup

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

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Toadstools

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'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.' mockup

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

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Lethal Presentation

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'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.' mockup

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

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'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.' mockup

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

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"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?" mockup

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

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'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.' mockup

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

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Sales chart is buildings in background. mockup

Sales chart is buildings in background.

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Special offer on snakeskin ties.

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